What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so let's talk penis.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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