Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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