So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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