I showed him my bush... on skype.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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