I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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