did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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