Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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