remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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