I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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