Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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