My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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