if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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