i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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