laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize