my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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