dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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