i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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