thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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