We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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