end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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