There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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