you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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