I'm eating all of the evidence.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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