She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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