I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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