Best friends brother. Beat that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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