OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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