You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There's always time for handjobs
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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