he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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