I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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