Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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