You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize