some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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