I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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