absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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