Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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