You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
is it fun? or sober?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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