I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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