I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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