Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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