Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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