That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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