so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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