I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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