I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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