If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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