ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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