I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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