Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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