I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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