hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this boner is exhausting
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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